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Knife Demotivational Poster

True Love -


TAGS: diplomacy knife ability hell
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 8:22 am
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:48 pm
g55d one

PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY - Yeah right, this is too good to pass up and not post on facebook !

TAGS: confidentiality knife hard to kill
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Budog

holymoly - May 3, 2012, 6:16 pm
I love the tattoo..... Challange accepted

AMAZON - Just what were they thinking ?

sith army knife -

TRUE LOVE - Is when she shoves her knife so deep in your back you are never able to say I am sorry again ...

TAGS: true love knife in back
Rating: 4.31/5

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MPsniper - September 28, 2011, 6:20 pm
there is just no sensation....like slowly pushing the blade....between the ribs....until you feel the tip of the blade...begin to move....with every heartbeat.
Budog - September 28, 2011, 1:38 pm
My mother-in-law say the quickest way to a mans heart is through his rib cage...
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:30 am
lol...dude, let's get rid of TRUE...maybe we'll have a chance
Verdeckt - September 28, 2011, 6:07 am
Yeah, all men are bastards. Am I right ladies? >.> *walks backwards out of the room*

NEW AND IMPROVED! - Swiss Jedi Knife!

TAGS: swiss jedi knife
Rating: 3.29/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:04 pm

MOTHER-IN-LAW - Talk about bringing a gun to a knife fight

TAGS: gun knife fight couple argument
Rating: 4.57/5

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suzieq - January 24, 2012, 9:32 pm
She's a bad girl and has to be punished. I'm working on it right now. Ouch !
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 9:19 pm
Don't be hard on Suzie,Suzie. She's still getting good scores.
suzieq - January 24, 2012, 8:58 pm
Hey suzie, why don't you just die and leave us alone ?? They all can see your avatar, dumba*s. Oh...Hello guys !


TAGS: carebear catches a knife humor
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 12:30 am

Sweden is a long, long way from Wyoming~~but Sturgis isn't.
NuttunButt - March 28, 2012, 9:10 pm
Great poster Igvarnon have friends from Sweden Eva and Ingvar who I met at Sturgis in 03.
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:05 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 26, 2012, 5:21 pm

I just love the way you're looking right into the camera...still smiling...still smiling...wait...no...
carebear - March 24, 2012, 1:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 23, 2012, 11:43 pm

Couldn't help it! I went looking for something I could chop the head and this one popped right up. It was too perfect to pass up. Hugs, CB!~~
M0rd3kaI - March 23, 2012, 7:34 pm
You have to give the 'less fortunate' a time to shine ;)
holymoly - March 23, 2012, 7:05 pm
I expected to see this from M0. nice pic Linda
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:37 pm
(carebear BANNED)

HEY, BRO - Wanna buy a knife?

TAGS: machete hey bro buy knife
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by brnn19

Thedewd - August 18, 2017, 2:30 am
He needs to sell something besides his ****ty tacos
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 1:41 pm
Oh, I forgot about 'The Code' Moo+. Mea Culpa. Can I say 3 Cubbies and Drink 5 Guiness to be forgiven? and Brnn, re-using the image isn't an issue, it's re-using the image and caption that takes away from the originality of this, the ONLY site.
forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:59 am
[PM]I just said that to prevent more plagiarism, of course I would never visit ANY other site than motifake.com, specially no other moti-page!!!![/PM]
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:55 am
What do you mean you visit other sites?...Who said you could do that?....lOL
forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:52 am
And as I said: I copied a very funny picture myself. Not to adorn myself with borrowed plumes but to share this picture. But hey, many of us visit other sites, we find these pictures ourselves. Nothing personal btw ;)
forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:47 am
brnn, take it as advice. Wouldn't you feel much better, if someone would give you some lions because of your own creativity? That's what all the judgement is about. Compete with others and try to make funnier (or deeper / better) posters than others. ;)
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 10:34 am
Don't you have anything else to do other than accusing people of ripping off another "sites"? If it is approved, it is good...
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:09 am
Also ripped off from another site. Again, do your own. good lord, you could have at least changed the caption!

Exotic weapons -

TAGS: army knife weapons
Rating: 2.37/5
moi - July 24, 2008, 12:51 am
i thought it was an awesome b***er knife


TAGS: ladder knife bad grammar feas
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - January 25, 2014, 12:35 pm
Oh wait! Now it's back!
Greeny - January 25, 2014, 12:34 pm
Feas' avatar disappeared... *sniff*

Apple -

TAGS: apple knife
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - February 9, 2014, 8:32 pm
Put me down for 5...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 9, 2014, 7:22 pm
Brilliant! Geniu5! It's important to have a weapon when you got you're earbuds on; never know when someone's sneaking up on you, lol.

Kittens -

TAGS: kitten knife raccoon
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Oldsod - March 2, 2014, 9:36 pm
Sick, twisted, and wrong. Naturally, I 5'd it.


TAGS: no second chance knife throw
Rating: 4.93/5

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Houseplant - January 29, 2012, 6:13 pm
Jack and Meg White of the "White Stripes". Great caption 5L
itsamario - January 29, 2012, 5:34 pm
never trust a knife thrower -_-
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 3:05 pm
with that kind of wind I wouldn't bet my life on the thr5wer :)

LOBSTER KNIFE FIGHT - Words cannot express the amount of awesome.

TAGS: knife fight
Rating: 2.57/5

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C-Kid - June 10, 2009, 3:44 pm
there are few thing with more awesome than the awesome displayed here.....AWESOME!!!!!!
Scorpio7 - February 8, 2009, 8:47 am
This is amazing. I would have bet that Lobsters couldn't be trained to anything, much less hold onto a knife!


RIDDICK - Guns jam but a sharp edge makes for great killing and personal grooming.

STITCHES - What Snitches get.

TAGS: you dont want to get knife pooped either
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by deadraisin

agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 11:41 pm
When the feds start to inquire, it's silence we require... or you're dressed in chicken wire.
Bartimaeus - May 20, 2010, 7:40 pm
Man! Snitches don't get stitches; they end up in ditches, while I roll out in a cab...countin' my riches.
Derek - May 20, 2010, 7:34 pm
That'll teach him for doing his civic duty.
thatonechick - May 20, 2010, 4:35 pm
I believe it goes... "Snitches deserve stitches for being punk b****es." :)

PARANOIA - When God gives up on coincidence and turns to inspired motivation.


TAGS: pzy life knife suicide tough
Rating: 4.71/5

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mariand - September 5, 2011, 1:16 am


TAGS: never bring knife to gunfight
Rating: 4.5/5

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OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 4:55 pm
One liners so blondes could understad that the joke is about them. xD
spypengen - April 21, 2012, 1:29 pm
in my 16 years of experience and living with 2 blond sisters blond jokes are true
lgvernon - April 20, 2012, 11:24 pm

Well~~understand them enough so they can ask for clarification. Is that better?
mariand - April 20, 2012, 5:34 pm
now, let's not exagerate...hehehe

I - Never finish Anyth

A KNIFE - Who would bring one of them to a NET-FIGHT!!

TAGS: knife katana police souel swat
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

Nissta - March 4, 2012, 8:05 pm
Is the swat on his back or I TWAT!!!!
Verdeckt - February 27, 2012, 4:53 pm

ALTAIR - He's about to stick a knife in you.



TAGS: stab knife back
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Sho

falloutghoul - February 20, 2012, 7:47 pm
Reminds me of ALIEN.
holymoly - February 17, 2012, 5:45 pm
Hmmmmmm. never thought about it that way. Enlightening fo sho

THOUGHT - A thought is like a knife: you can use it to butter a slice of bread or to cut your throat. Strangely, most people prefer the second option.


SHARP OR BLUNT - Knife will remain a knife.

TAGS: knife
Rating: 3.5/5

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ANCIENT CIVILIZATION - What didn't they have--besides the internet?

TAGS: technology swiss army knife roman empire
Rating: 3.33/5

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Link L33T - March 16, 2010, 10:46 pm
this site says Rome , http://www.thebigfeedblog.com/2010/02/ancient-swiss-army-knife-found.html
Derek - February 2, 2010, 6:03 pm
Where is the ancient knife from?

PASSé - Unarmed fighting is so last year... This falcon will shank your ass.

TAGS: falcon knife shank
Rating: 3/5
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 1:52 am
Great reference. Made the best possible use of this picture. An oasis in the midst of tonight's creative desert.

THIS APPLE - Is going to kill someone

TAGS: apple knife
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by WellThatSucked

CloudchaserS - March 2, 2012, 4:43 am
Good idea, I''l think about that!
Verdeckt - March 1, 2012, 7:44 am
I think you just hit upon an idea for your second poster :D
CloudchaserS - February 29, 2012, 10:14 pm
Maybe he'll go after that Annoying Orange


UUUUHHHHH!!!! - Can somone call the vet this kinda hurts

TAGS: beagle dog knife head
Rating: 1.69/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

W. Nehls - August 2, 2009, 8:10 am
Try proper Punctuation. I just had to say something!


TAGS: big knife rerun bris
Rating: 4.92/5

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marlygirl - April 28, 2011, 7:24 pm
pzykosiz - April 28, 2011, 7:22 pm
i'm outta here
rerun - April 28, 2011, 7:14 pm

between this & steph1 posts at stupidhumans....cannot stop laughing.


TAGS: iceman mack the knife
Rating: 4.4/5

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ICEMAN - March 31, 2011, 7:46 pm
The line forms on the right. 5 jackknives.

my first time -

TAGS: time knife
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

GaryO - July 29, 2014, 8:23 am
5ho-time. When you are compelled to lock your doors and windows…..in the dead of summer….with no air conditioning.
Greeny - July 28, 2014, 11:25 pm
dang Sho, you keep raising the bar

Memory -

TAGS: souvenir knife
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - June 10, 2014, 6:55 pm
The worst part was the shaving nurse had hairy arms; I feared she was lacking experience
JesusWept - June 10, 2014, 2:34 pm
Thanks :)
Airman - June 10, 2014, 1:40 pm
I remember the Dr saying that I was quite relaxed as he snipped away.. told him 3 scotch and waters will do that for you
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2014, 9:57 pm
Cool! I've got the phone number! Ah, things you find on Motifake that improve your life. 5L

Arguments -


TAGS: girl teddy knife
Rating: 4.73/5

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TAGS: knife blood bathroom
Rating: 4.6/5

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Sho - January 29, 2013, 10:17 am
Thx :)
Oiler - January 29, 2013, 12:38 am
Epic picture...top 5 creators but top 1 or 2 in creativity. Some people cannot create the long posters this well. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2012, 8:00 am
I don't think anyone can tell Sho what "this is for". He's easily in the top 5 current creators.....he'll tell YOU what this is for.
Sho - July 10, 2012, 11:25 pm
Normally I'm always open to criticism. But in your case, unless you also made some posters yourself, do not criticize mine.
RealityCheck - July 10, 2012, 10:49 pm
CAPTIONS that's what this is for-- not competing for poet laureate

Time to reconsider -

I get this strange feeling -

TAGS: knife sandwitch
Rating: 4.5/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:13 pm


AND HE KEEPS THEM - pearly white

TAGS: iceman retort mack the knife
Rating: 4.48/5

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ICEMAN - July 6, 2012, 5:21 pm
5 plus "Five'll get you ten"
Airman - April 19, 2012, 4:38 pm
ruh roh
lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 3:23 pm

I have cooked up a whole stewpot of revenge for you! This is wunnerful!~~

Death -


TAGS: pzy knife toaster stupid learning
Rating: 4.33/5

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CloudchaserS - January 11, 2014, 4:37 am
Screensh** from a video where the toaster explodes, supposedly from the knife causing a short, more likely from planted explosives.
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 1:27 pm
Toasters don't work for h** knifing?

Kids -

CRIMINAL OFFENCE ! - For Leaving The Butter Knife, On The Counter !

TAGS: knife
Rating: 3.8/5

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maoworks2 - April 21, 2012, 2:37 pm
Your Right Mao.
spypengen - April 21, 2012, 1:20 pm
love the wanted poster but you should have remove the part where it said robbery of the union pacific express part so 4L

DROPPED SILVERWARE - OOPS! Looks like God is going to need a clean fork

TAGS: august challenge watch out for his knife
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

BuZZbomb - August 20, 2009, 9:33 pm
"Okay, now at the fork in the road, Bear Left." "Right Frog!"
Hypercat-Z - August 20, 2009, 7:39 pm
Fork on the road! Classic!

THIS LIFE - Fuck it

TAGS: dog knife
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by H4D3S

NARCOLEPSY - A common obstacle for the Joker during intimidations.


WHEN MAKING SCARS - Always remember to use a dull knife. It will leave more for them to remember you by.

Bring the rain -

He ain't pretty no mo -

TAGS: melonhead monkey knife fight kai misspriss
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Greeny - January 16, 2016, 5:42 pm
Oh waiter! There's hair in my melon balls! (thanks - I've been waiting to say that)
Greeny - January 16, 2016, 5:42 pm
Oh waiter! There's hair in my melon balls! (thanks - I've been waiting to say that)
MissPriss - January 16, 2016, 4:27 pm
Teehee...now where's my cut?
Reality Lord - January 16, 2016, 4:12 pm

i snorted...nice...i never snort

Tom's Facebook Followers -

TAGS: he gotta knife
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - February 5, 2015, 5:14 am
I like it, 5er

Forgetfulness -

Italian Mother -

TAGS: goodfellas deer knife mother pesci
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - May 6, 2016, 1:06 pm
As long as you dont drop too many f-bombs. Then the knife gets stuck in your a** XD ^^^^^Up